Good News?

I never have good news. I have applied and applied and applied for jobs... NOTHING... not even a stinking interview. What am I doing wrong?

I can not be a toddler teacher for the rest of my life, not even the rest of the year, I don't even want to do it the rest of the week!

And if I hear one more time about how God has the perfect job for me I may beat someone... Ok if he really has a job for me could he please let this come together soon.

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